Vientiane, Southeast Asia’s mellowest capital

We were genuinely quite sad to move on from Nong Khai – it was such a lovely town and we’d just had the most restful few days of our entire trip. Our guesthouse host Julian (a chap from the Cotswolds, of all places) kindly gave us a lift to the border, and despite reading many stories of all the spurious ‘fees’ we would need to pay to the border guards, we sailed through in no time and with no nonsense. We couldn’t believe our luck when a green local bus was waiting as we came out, as we’d read that it could be difficult to find. When a taxi driver threw himself in our path to tell us that it was going to the wrong place (not that he knew where we were heading) and that we would have to walk a “long, long way” unless we got into his taxi, this only gave us more confidence that this was indeed the correct bus, otherwise he wouldn’t have been so concerned with stopping us getting close enough to check the number. “Great,” we replied, “We like walking!” He did not look impressed.

That Dam Stupa in central Vientiane (I won’t lie, the name did make us giggle)

We’d read that Vientiane was Southeast Asia’s most relaxed capital city, and it really was – in fact, I reckon it would probably be in the running to win a worldwide contest. We borrowed bikes from our hotel (which were free – we were soon to discover why when we actually tried to ride them) and set our sights on Vientiane’s biggest sight and national symbol: Pha That Luang.

Pha That Luang in all its golden glory

The legend is that a stupa was built here as early as the 3rd century BC to enshrine a piece of Buddha’s breastbone. Through a series of paintings depicting the stupa, we learnt about its history, from first construction, to repeated plunder by various occupying forces, to restoration by the French in 1900 and finally painting it gold to give it today’s appearance. Only the very tip of the stupa is real gold, and we think we could see it glinting a little brighter in the sunlight.

Although this was the city’s biggest sight, it was blissfully quiet, further cementing Vientiane’s reputation for us. The temple next door was a totally different story – there seemed to be a party in full swing! We had to walk through this to get back to our bikes because, in usual style, we’d inadvertently approached Pha That Luang through a side entrance. But we were glad we did, as there was a really joyful atmosphere, with food stalls, an open-sided marquee where people were eating together, and at least two sets of competing music. The following day was a religious holiday so we assumed that the two were related, but who knows – perhaps every Sunday is like this.

Party time at Wat That Luang Tai

Later, we cycled to the COPE (Cooperative Orthotic & Prosthetic Enterprise) Visitor Centre, which had been highly recommended. Even to this day, Laos is the most heavily bombed country in the world (per capita), following the bombardment they suffered during the Vietnam War, and unexploded ordinance (UXO) in the form of cluster munitions still contaminates 25% of villages across the country. Because of this, everyday activities such as farming and cooking are hugely risky and a source of great anxiety for Lao people living in uncleared areas. We learnt about changes that had been made in the data-driven process used to plan and prioritise clearance activities and the impact this had had on the speed at which areas are cleared, which was such a brilliant illustration of the power of data (not that we needed much convincing).

One of the most surprising things we learnt was that some resourceful people use the metal from the casings of ‘bombies’ (as they are known locally) in all sorts of everyday objects around the house. Because of the familiarity that this breeds (and the lure of the scrap metal trade, which is technically illegal but still widespread), children in particular are at risk of forgetting what they have been taught about UXO when they find a metal object. Tragically, this means that 40% of those killed or injured by UXO are children. The centre described the ongoing outreach work that aims to change this, by removing (with permission) these everyday objects made from ‘bombies’ from communities and reinforcing teaching in children about the risks associated with UXO. Finally, we learnt about the work that COPE is doing to provide affected people with prosthetics and ongoing support.

An art installation made from the casings of ‘bombies’ – the submunitions that are dispersed from a cluster bomb

To be honest, we didn’t really expect to end up in the visitor centre of a rehabilitation charity during our brief time in the city, but then again, we didn’t find a whole lot to do in Vientiane. This does a massive disservice to the centre though, because it turned out to be a very worthwhile stop – the exhibits were in equal parts fascinating, devastating and inspiring and gave us a real insight into Laos’ story.

Our final stop in Vientiane was the city’s very own Arc de Triomphe replica, Patuxay. This was built in the 1960s using concrete donated by the United States but intended for use in construction of a new airport, which made us chuckle. Although the exterior looked like a little slice of Paris (and was surrounded by a roundabout just like the original), our favourite part was the tiling on the interior of the soaring arch, which was inspired by the Taj Mahal.

Next, we were very excited to have secured (through a slightly bonkers system) tickets on the Lao-China Railway to take us on an inconceivably-speedy, 2-hour ride to Luang Prabang, a journey that can take literally days by road.

Nong Khai – not your average border town

Our journey from Bangkok to Nong Khai began with a metro ride to the other side of Thailand’s capital city. I’m really glad to have made a last-minute check of our departure station, as it turns out long distance trains no longer depart from the old Italian-designed station near Chinatown, and instead leave from a brand new station in the north of the Bangkok. In fact, this station is so new that we ended up walking for what felt like miles past vast, empty waiting areas before finally arriving at our platform. It actually felt more like an airport than a train station.

The train itself was without a doubt the most spacious “open sleeper” we’ve ridden so far. There were two bunkbeds on each side of the aisle, both of which were oriented parallel to the aisle, meaning there were only four beds in the space that would normally be occupied by six. On top of this, each bed was 182cm (6 foot) long, meaning that I fit exactly, albeit with my head and feet touching either end.

The train’s relative comfort meant that the 611 km journey passed in (almost) the blink of an eye.

After a slightly short night, we arrived in Nong Khai at 6:25am. It didn’t take us long to find a cafe on our route into the city, so we settled down at one of the outside tables. I optimistically asked for an off-menu orange juice and they brought out a bottle of orange Fanta. I’m not sure I can count that as one of my five a day… Still, beggars can’t be choosers when there’s only one business open and the sun is still yet to rise!

Nong Khai is by far the most pleasant border town we’ve ever visited. Situated on the Mekong River (which at this point divides Thailand and Laos), it combines a low-key, small town vibe with an immense 10 km promenade. This made for some incredible sunsets, during which the sun turned a deep shade of red as its rays passed through Thailand’s hazy atmosphere.

Nong Khai’s star attraction is the Sala Keoku, a park filled with hundreds of concrete sculptures created by the sculptor and spiritual leader Bunleua Sulilat. Many of the statues follow Buddhist or Hindu themes, including a 25 m tall seven-headed snake sheltering a seated buddha, and a collection of statues depicting reincarnation and the path to enlightenment.

The park also featured a museum dedicated to its creator, Sulilat, which is where things started to get weird. This three storey building unsurprisingly featured many more statues, but also a contained number of personal effects from the later stages of the sculptor’s life. On the top floor of the museum, we came across wheelchairs, hospital beds, a photo of a blood-stained handkerchief (!), and right at the back of the room, the preserved body of Sulilat himself lying beneath a dusty perspex dome. We both took a quick look around before getting thoroughly creeped out and leaving rather quickly. We were very happy to get back out into the daylight.

That evening, we cycled 6 km along the promenade in search of an unlikely-sounding craft beer bar that Sara had spotted on Google Maps. We were feeling even less confident as we left the town and the promenade narrowed, but as promised, the bar eventually appeared with a stunning sunset terrace overlooking the Mekong River and Laos on the opposite bank. The setting was just incredible, and the beer at least as good as anything I’ve drank in London. We could hardly believe our luck.

We rounded off the day with a spontaneous decision to eat at a Shabu-shabu restaurant called KingKong. While a handful of restaurants in Nong Khai seemed to cater largely to the few tourists passing through, this was very clearly a local affair. The best way I can describe it is as an all-you-can-eat joint, where you cook various cuts of pork on metal plate in the centre of the table, surrounded by a moat of simmering broth for cooking vegetables. Dangerous? Yes. Delicious? Also, yes. We muddled our way through our dinner, and despite our good intentions, never quite used enough pork fat to prevent us from smoking out the surrounding tables (who were kind enough to pop over and give us some tips). Still, we had a great time, and it’s always nice to offer a source of amusement/bemusement to the staff and fellow punters.


We enjoyed Nong Khai so much that we added an extra night on to our stay, but as always, it was time to move on all too soon. Our next stop was Vientiane, the capital of Laos, just a short hop across the Mekong River. This concluded the first of two passes through Thailand, and we were already looking forward to returning on our way back down towards Malaysia.

Nong Khai’s promenade by night

Bangkok part I: Chinatown

Our next stop was Thailand’s iconic traveller mecca of Bangkok. Despite coming close in the past, we’ve never quite made it to the capital of Thailand for one reason or another, so we were excited to see what all the fuss was about. We had a slightly nerve-wracking border crossing from Cambodia as we watched other travellers get comprehensively grilled by immigration officals, but apart from having to wait in an extremely long queue, our experience was thankfully drama-free. Phew!

We’ll almost certainly return to Bangkok in a couple of weeks as we turn south towards Malaysia, so for this visit, we decided to focus our eating and sightseeing efforts in and around Chinatown, where we were staying.

We’d heard so much about the frenetic pace in Bangkok that we were very surprised to discover the network of canals around Chinatown, which were absolutely charming and really quite peaceful. There was some street food on offer here (which of course we ate), but mostly the area was residential and full of small neighbourhood shrines, cats and flowers. Perfect!

We couldn’t resist a market visit, so we headed to Pak Khlong Talat, the city’s flower market. As one review mentioned, this smelt way better than visiting the fish market! We were pretty amazed at the number of garlands, displays and even sacks of fresh marigolds on sale here – there must have been literally millions passing through the market each day. Apparently, marigolds represent success and good fortune, and took on special significance for Thai people when they were widely used in tributes to the late King Bhumibol Adulyadej, who died in 2016.

We’d read that no visit to Bangkok would be complete without a visit to the Temple of the Emerald Buddha and the Grand Palace, which are contained in one large complex of more than 100 buildings. We’d also read that it can get extremely crowded, particularly in the middle of the day. Busy tourist sights aren’t exactly my cup of tea, so we somewhat reluctantantly made our way there (right in the middle of the day, because we are suckers for punishment). It was actually very impressive, with vibrantly gilded and tiled buildings packed so closely together that it was sometimes difficult to pick them out individually. Just like the Silver Pagoda in Phnom Penh, the enclosure was surrounded by a long wall decorated with an 178-panel mural, this time telling the Thai version of the Hindu story, the Ramayana.

In the end, we probably preferred Wat Pho, which was just down the road. This contained the city’s largest reclining Buddha (I’d not seen a reclining Buddha before, and it struck me that this opened up a whole new range of possibilities for record-breaking Buddhas!), the country’s largest collection of Buddha images, and more beautifully tiled buildings. It was also much quieter and thus a more relaxed experience, even though we were disappointed that the crocodile pond we’d seen on the map didn’t hold the promised crocodiles – perhaps for the best, given its proximity to a Primary School also set within the complex.

At sunset, we visited Saranrom Palace Park for a quick rest. It turned out that we were the only ones relaxing, as this park was a really popular place to come for exercise after the working day and as the temperatures dropped. There was a really pleasant, convivial atmosphere as people did laps around the running track, yoga on the grass or joined a dance class held next to the lake.

We were puzzled to see a man laying on the grass with his hands in the water, feeding some fish. It was attracting a lot of attention from passers by, and we couldn’t understand firstly why he couldn’t just throw the food into the fish, and secondly why everyone was so interested. It wasn’t until later that we realised he was, in fact, feeding the giant water monitor lizards who lived in the park! They were lovely creatures and rather more interesting than the ducks we’re used to in our local parks in the UK. However, we were slightly more nervous of them than we might have been, since we’d been having a conversation about monitor lizards just the other day and had read they have a maximum speed of 20 km per hour (probably faster than we can cycle and definitely faster than we can run)! Thankfully, these ones were obviously very happy with the dinner they’d already been given and were busy having a post-meal nap.

For our own dinner, we were keen to eat some more street food in Chinatown, about which our guidebook had raved. We couldn’t find much evidence of the promised street food stalls around Yaowarat Street (perhaps an after-effect of the pandemic, or perhaps we were simply in the wrong place), so instead, we headed to Nay Hong. This wasn’t that promising either, as it was described as a difficult to find hole-in-the-wall, tucked in an alleyway, with no English sign and no English menu. We also couldn’t find it on Google Maps, and we had no idea what it looked like. Oh well, worth a try!

When we arrived in what we thought might be the right alleyway, we found lots of cooking going on but no places to sit down. After standing there confused (and presumably in the way) for a minute or two, someone gestured us round to the front of the building on the main street. When we got there, we found a proper restaurant with Michelin Guide stickers on the front window! The name didn’t match, but we joined the queue anyway and did some quick searching of reviews to check for what dish the restaurant was known. It was described as fried noodles with chicken and runny egg, which somewhat matched the street food we’d read about. So, in the end we think we might have been in the right place, but that the operation had just massively expanded and gained a Michelin Star since our guide was written – not bad! I loved that all the food prep still happened in the alleyway – if it ain’t broke….

Anyway, this dish wasn’t much of a looker, but it was supremely satisfying, with crunchy, eggy pancake wrapped around chewy noodles, perfectly seasoned chicken pieces nestling within, and salty egg yolk providing a sauce for the whole dish. The portions were tiny (I know they don’t look it in this pic, but they really were!), so we ordered a third to share once we’d finished our first batch.

This properly finished us off, so we headed back to our hotel before a sleeper train to Northern Thailand the following day.